Watch Suburgatory Season 1 Episode 1 Pilot Online Free

In the season premiere of Suburgatory (mix of the words suburban and purgatory), Tessa and George have been on their own ever since the mother of Tessa mom pulled a "Kramer vs. Kramer." So far George has done a pretty good job of raising Tessa without a maternal figure in their lives, but suddenly he is feeling a little out of his league, especially after he finds a pack of condoms in her room. 

So it is goodbye to New York City and hello suburbs. At first Tessa is horrified by the big-haired, fake-boobed mothers and their sugar-free, Red Bull-chugging kids. But little by little, she and her dad begin to find a way to survive on the clean streets of the burbs. 

Sure, the neighbors might smother you with love while their kids stare daggers at your back, but underneath all that plastic and caffeine, they are really not half bad. Being in the 'burbs can be hell, but it also may just bring Tessa and George closer than they have ever been.